Wegovy GLP1: Withdrawal, and Winning: Week One Down 2 Pounds

WEEK 1: The Great Caffeine Exodus

I appear to be in the throes of a full‑blown Coca‑Cola withdrawal meltdown. My energy levels resemble camel spit. My brain fog is thick enough to butter toast. But in the chaos, a new hero has emerged: Gold Peak Zero Sugar Tea. At this point, half my body runs on green tea, the other half on Liquid I.V. and pure stubborn determination.

This is the transition era.

This is the detox arc.

This is the part of the movie where the main character looks awful but is secretly leveling up.

And yes—the scale is shifting. Turns out when you stop drinking liquid candy, your body responds with, “Oh thank you, finally.”

It’s also been a week since I started the Wegovy GLP‑1 pill. What have I noticed? About a two‑pound drop. Is it because I quit Coco Cola? Maybe. Is it because I suddenly developed willpower? Absolutely not. Caffeine and sugar are the undercover drugs nobody warns you about.

I swear, nobody tells me anything.

One minute everything is steady, predictable, caffeinated. The next minute someone (me) quits Coke cold turkey and suddenly hydration is the new religion. Green tea strolls in all zen, Liquid I.V. throws electrolytes around like confetti, and I’m expected to “stay stable.”

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NOTHING STAYS STABLE.

WEGOVY GLP‑1 pill is everywhere right now—everyone’s talking about it, but who’s actually blogging the real, messy, unfiltered experience?

Me.

I’m putting it all out there so you can decide for yourself and maybe pick up a little insight along the way. Diet, exercise, lifestyle shifts, and the kind of change that drags you toward a healthier, better version of yourself.

Is it easy?

Absolutely not.

It’s like… why does nobody tell me anything?

But this is the journey.

This is the experiment.

This is the saga of my mind, body, and soul trying to get on the same page.

Stay tuned—because whatever happens next, it’s definitely not going to be boring